im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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