what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The dick lei will go down in squad history
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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