But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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