We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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