Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
A+ Viking dick
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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