i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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