It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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