i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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