Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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