We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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