I murdered the dance floor call the cops
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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