oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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