So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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