Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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