He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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