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(212): View more from New York

her vagina looked like bernie madoff

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(901): View more from Tennessee

i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.

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(513): View more from Ohio

So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.

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(509): View more from Washington

Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint

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(616): View more from Michigan

We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She brought up feelings... her days are numbered

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner

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(406): View more from Montana

There are leaves in my underwear?

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