WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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