Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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