At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
vagina is talking i cant
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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