Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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