We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize