He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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