I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I queefed so loud it echoed.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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