what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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