I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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