So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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