the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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