you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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