Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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