so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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