i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i may or may not be watching the land before time
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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