forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My pussy is not your playground.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
i believe in u and ur pee
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