I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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