i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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