Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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