I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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