I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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