I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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