Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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