i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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