Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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