physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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