Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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