"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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