You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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