I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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