I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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