I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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