He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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