found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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