Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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