At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Dick very happy bro
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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