I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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