Three words: puerto rican gang bang
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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