My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
the day after is always just damage control
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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