How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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